"I'll Be Clumsy Instead"

When it comes to this blogging type stuff, there are no more sage words of advice than the following:

"Everyone walks the same. Expecting me to step the narrow path they've laid.
They claim to walk unafraid - I'll be clumsy instead" - r.e.m.

I hope to entice the reader with my clever writing skills but as a famous writer said : "It's called addictive vernacular" - yep, that's what I'm going for - but watch out, because I'll surely be clumsy during my first few tentative steps...